Total Medals Earned: 1,153 (From 229 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,420 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/210 points)
Medals Earned: 8/14 (70/290 points)
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/250 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/390 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/45 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (30/330 points)
Medals Earned: 11/20 (195/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/495 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/310 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
21 Spikey Embraces
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
You made it through the morning shift!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Beat the game with Tom
Beat the game with Wade
Win a round without taking damage
Beat the game with EVERYBODY
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Get yourself killed
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Ethics anyone?
Kill that bastard whale
Beat level 1!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8! So close!
Beat the game by beating level 9! :D
Complete the tutorial
Get an overall a rating
Kill your first enemy
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Return the farmer's pig
Defeat the fish boss
Find one thousand coins
return the old mans speedos
Beat a level set without dieing
Donate money to the snow man
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Defeat the spider boss
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Find one million coins
Win the race on Cherry Mountain!
Complete Cherry Mountain in under 1 minute 20 seconds!
Win the race on Coastal City!
Race through Coastal City in under 2 minutes 20 seconds!
Beat the race on Neon Good Times!
Blaze through Neon Good Times in under 1:55!
Beat the insane time of 1:12 on Cherry Mountain!
Beat the ridiculous time of 2:10 on Coastal City!
Beat the extreme time of 1:50 on Neon Good Times!
Defeat Vasekto's 2nd form
Defeat Vasekto's first form
Lose all your lives
Get spiked
Blow up all roaming bots
Defeat Vasekto's 3rd form
Defeat Vasekto's 4th form
Beat the game without getting hit
